The Sgt. Should Never Have Mentioned Real Estate
(Lake Tahoe Real Estate Blog / July 20, 2010 / Richard Bolen)
“So why did you do it,” Sgt. Fleagle bellowed from the police desk at the pink rabbit that stood before him defiantly. “Do what?”, retorted the rabbit incredulously.
“Commit assault and battery on those Buyers,” Fleagle growled past his grimaced teeth. “It was assault with a battery,” said the rabbit insolently.
“Listen here, you sunburned speed freak cottontail, this isn’t the first time you’ve been in here for beating buyers over the head!”, the police sergeant demanded, “we’re going to throw the book at you this time!”
“It was justifiable,” affirmed the rabbit.
“Explain that, you buck toothed rascal,” said the towering policeman. “I make a living beating on things,” said the rabbit eyeballing the base drum on the floor beside him, “and sometimes it takes drastic measures…”
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